SARM Goblin T-Shirt

Embrace the tongue-in-cheek toxicity with the SARM Goblin T-Shirt, a piece of gym apparel that jokes about chasing gains through questionable means. If you’re the kind of lifter who gets called a “SARM goblin” on fitness forums (or you just find the meme hilarious), this shirt is your badge of honor. Featuring a mischievous design – perhaps a little green goblin hoarding pills or syringes – it’s an edgy, funny gym shirt that says you’re deep into the lore of modern bodybuilding culture. Wear it to provoke laughs and the occasional gasp from those in the know. And don’t worry, the only thing it actually enhances is your wardrobe: the tee is lightweight, super comfortable, and fits true to size, with quality printing that holds up through many a wash (and many a cycle… wink). Slip it on for your next lift and unleash your inner goblin – after all, the gym is your lair, and every rep is precious to your hoard of gains.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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