If I Can't Lift This Weight I'm Going to Kill Myself T-shirt

For those who take “go hard or go home” to the extreme, the If I Can’t Lift This Weight I’m Going to Kill Myself T-Shirt pushes gym humor into hilariously dark territory. Not for the easily offended, this shirt is a bold display of your all-or-nothing workout attitude – obviously exaggerated (we hope!) for comedic effect. It’s the kind of edgy gym wear that only true iron addicts with a twisted sense of humor can pull off, guaranteed to shock a few and amuse the rest. Perfect for heavy PR days or to lighten the mood among your hardcore lifting crew, this tee is made from soft, breathable cotton that won’t weigh you down. The fit is true to size and tapered to make those shoulders and arms pop. Wear it responsibly: you’ll either break the ice with a laugh or cause some nervous side-eyes, but one thing’s for sure – you’re here to lift like your life depends on it (literally, in this case).

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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