Don't Spot Me, I'm Trying to Die T-shirt

For the hardcore lifter who’d rather go out under a barbell than ask for help, the Don’t Spot Me, I’m Trying to Die T-Shirt delivers morbid humor in bold style. This gym shirt isn’t for the faint of heart – it’s for those who treat every set like life or death (mostly death, as the joke goes). Expect smirks, chuckles, and a few “Did I read that right?” stares when you stroll through the gym wearing this hilariously dark statement. It’s a funny gym shirt that shows your commitment to pushing limits (and pushing buttons) during your workout. Made from lightweight, breathable cotton with a true-to-size athletic fit, it’s comfortable enough for even your most punishing sessions. Wear it on PR day or whenever you want to remind folks: you didn’t come to the gym to play it safe – you came to send it or else.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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