SARM Goblin Tank Top

Embrace the gremlin life in the SARM Goblin Tank Top, a sleeveless spin on our cheeky nod to the ahem “enhanced” side of lifting culture. Whether you wear it ironically or as a bold badge, this tank ensures your fellow gym-goers know you’re deep into the esoteric supplement memes (and possibly your supplement stash). The mischievous goblin graphic and text are displayed proudly on a cool, airy fabric – perfect for intense sessions where you need extra airflow or when the goblin energy just can’t be contained. This muscle tank is light, comfortable, and true to size, with wide arm openings that give your shoulders and lats free reign. Toss it on for leg day, arm day, or a trip to your local vitamin shop; wherever you go, you’ll stir up laughs and whispers in equal measure. Being a little monster in the gym isn’t easy, but at least your style will be on point. Stay goblin mode, stay swole (and maybe stick to legal gains – wink).

• 100% combed and ringspun cotton
• Tri-blends are 50% polyester/25% combed/25% ringspun cotton/rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), triblends: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)
• 30 singles thread weight
• Side-seamed
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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