Meathead's White Men's Shorts

Show off those quad gains in style with Meathead's White Men's Shorts. Clean, crisp, and surprisingly durable, these shorts are the perfect mix of form and function. The stark white design (with a sharp Meathead logo accent) stands out in the gym, on the court, or wherever you decide to flex your legs. But don’t let the fresh look fool you – they’re made from a performance fabric that’s lightweight, breathable, and built to handle deep squats and high kicks alike. The cut is tailored for athletes: falling just above the knee to give you freedom for full-range leg day movements and to let those teardrop muscles peek out. An elastic waistband with an adjustable drawstring ensures a true-to-size fit that stays put whether you’re sprinting or doing walking lunges. Plus, they’ve got pockets – deep enough for your phone, keys, or a quick protein snack. Whether you’re pairing them with a tank to crush a workout or rocking them casually to show you’re about that fit life, these white shorts keep you cool, comfortable, and looking sharp. Pro tip: skip the red pre-workout drink while wearing these – but if you get a little chalk or sweat on them, it just shows you’ve been working hard. White never scared a real Meathead anyway.

• 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex (fabric composition may vary by 3%)
• Fabric weight: 5.13 oz. /yd. ² (174 g/m²)
• Four-way stretch moisture-wicking microfiber fabric
• Breathable and fast-drying material
• UPF50+ protection
• 6.5″ (16.5 cm) inseam
• Elastic waistband with a flat white drawstring
• Mesh side pockets
• No inner lining
• Blank product components sourced from China

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