I Wish I Had Serotonin Instead of These Huge Biceps T-Shirt.

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"I Wish I Had Serotonin Instead of These Huge Biceps" Gym T-Shirt. When life gives you dumbbells instead of dopamine, you embrace the grind. This funny gym t-shirt is for every meathead who copes by lifting heavy and letting the gains speak for themselves. Whether you're hitting PRs or just flexing through the pain, this shirt keeps the mood light while the weights stay heavy. Soft, breathable, and built for gym rats who know that biceps > feelings. Wear it, lift in it, and let the world know that your mental gains might be lacking, but at least your arms are jacked.


• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8
4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3-155
5XL 89 78.7 157.5-165