I Am Terrified of Women Tank Top
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- $25.00
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- $25.00
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As if being scared stiff wasn’t enough, the I Am Terrified of Women Tank Top lets you work on overcoming fears and overhead presses at the same time – with your arms free for maximum sweating. It’s the same hilariously honest design as the tee, but in a format that just might catch her eye (uh oh). This funny gym tank is great for the shy guy with a big heart and even bigger biceps; wear it and you might earn a sympathetic laugh or even an ice-breaking comment from that gym crush. The sleeveless cut and soft, breathable fabric will keep you cool when your nerves heat up, and it fits true to size with a relaxed athletic shape. You’ll have full range of motion for lifts (and maybe for waving awkwardly at that cute lifter across the room). Who knows – this tank could be the start of conquering your fear, one friendly smile at a time. Good luck, bro… you’ve got the muscles to impress, now just channel that courage!
• 100% combed and ringspun cotton
• Tri-blends are 50% polyester/25% combed/25% ringspun cotton/rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), triblends: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)
• 30 singles thread weight
• Side-seamed
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
BODY LENGTH (inches) | BODY WIDTH (inches) | |
XS | 26 | 16 ¼ |
S | 27 | 18 ¼ |
M | 28 | 20 ¼ |
L | 29 | 22 ¼ |
XL | 30 | 24 ¼ |
2XL | 31 | 26 ¼ |
BODY LENGTH (cm) | BODY WIDTH (cm) | |
XS | 66 | 41.3 |
S | 68.6 | 46.4 |
M | 71.1 | 51.4 |
L | 73.7 | 56.5 |
XL | 76.2 | 61.6 |
2XL | 78.7 | 66.7 |