I Am Terrified of Women T-shirt

For the big guy with a big fear, the I Am Terrified of Women T-Shirt is a hilariously self-aware piece of gym apparel. Wear this and let everyone know that heavy deadlifts don’t scare you, but a cute girl by the dumbbells might! This funny gym shirt turns social anxiety into a laugh, making it an instant ice-breaker (or at least a sympathetic nod) from fellow lifters. Perfect for the muscle-bound softie or any gym bro who can bench more than he can talk to his crush, it keeps the mood light while you chase those gains. The fabric is lightweight and soft, with a fit that’s true to size and tapered in the upper body – so you can feel confident and comfortable even if you won’t make eye contact. Who knows, maybe this shirt will do the talking for you and earn you a smile from across the gym. Chin up, king – you got this (probably).

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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