Don’t Spot Me I’m Trying to Die Tank Top

For extreme lifters who run hot (in temperature and humor), the Don’t Spot Me, I’m Trying to Die Tank Top offers dark comedy in a sleeveless package. You get the same daring statement as the t-shirt, now with the added benefit of letting your arms and shoulders breathe as you tempt fate under the bar. This gym meme tank will keep you physically cool while your humor keeps things edgy. Expect double-takes and chuckles (and maybe a few concerned looks) when you rock this during a heavy set. The tank’s light, soft fabric and true-to-size fit ensure you stay comfortable even when your workouts (and your jokes) go hardcore. It’s perfect for powerlifting meets, brutal summer training sessions, or whenever you want to remind everyone that you’re literally dying for a new PR. (Just promise us you’ll actually use a spotter, okay?)

• 100% combed and ringspun cotton
• Tri-blends are 50% polyester/25% combed/25% ringspun cotton/rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), triblends: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)
• 30 singles thread weight
• Side-seamed
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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