I Wish I Had Serotonin Instead of These Huge Biceps Tank Top

For the swole but soul-tired who run hot, the I Wish I Had Serotonin Instead of These Huge Biceps Tank Top gives your dark humor some breathing room. It’s the same comedic cry for dopamine as the t-shirt, now in a sleeveless design that lets those “antidepressant” biceps get some air. This gym meme tank strikes a chord (and flex) with anyone who’s ever joked that gains haven’t solved their blues – you’ll get empathetic chuckles and probably a few “mood” comments from fellow lifters. The tank features lightweight, soft fabric and a true-to-size fit with ample arm openings, keeping you cool and comfortable through both workouts and existential crises. Wear it on tough training days or whenever you need a humorous pick-me-up. After all, the gym might not cure everything, but with massive biceps and a little laughter, it sure doesn’t hurt.

• 100% combed and ringspun cotton
• Tri-blends are 50% polyester/25% combed/25% ringspun cotton/rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), triblends: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)
• 30 singles thread weight
• Side-seamed
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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