I Am Terrified of Women Tank Top

As if being scared stiff wasn’t enough, the I Am Terrified of Women Tank Top lets you work on overcoming fears and overhead presses at the same time – with your arms free for maximum sweating. It’s the same hilariously honest design as the tee, but in a format that just might catch her eye (uh oh). This funny gym tank is great for the shy guy with a big heart and even bigger biceps; wear it and you might earn a sympathetic laugh or even an ice-breaking comment from that gym crush. The sleeveless cut and soft, breathable fabric will keep you cool when your nerves heat up, and it fits true to size with a relaxed athletic shape. You’ll have full range of motion for lifts (and maybe for waving awkwardly at that cute lifter across the room). Who knows – this tank could be the start of conquering your fear, one friendly smile at a time. Good luck, bro… you’ve got the muscles to impress, now just channel that courage!

• 100% combed and ringspun cotton
• Tri-blends are 50% polyester/25% combed/25% ringspun cotton/rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), triblends: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)
• 30 singles thread weight
• Side-seamed
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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