If You’re Reading This, Hit Your Set Tank Top

For those high-stakes sets in high temps, the If I Can’t Lift This Weight I’m Going to Kill Myself Tank Top offers the same shock-value humor as the tee, now with extra airflow. Sleeveless and unapologetic, this tank ensures nothing holds you back – certainly not fabric – when you’re making those dramatic proclamations mid-lift. It’s the ultimate edgy gym wear for lifters who like their humor as raw as their determination. The tank’s soft cotton and roomy arm openings (true-to-size fit) will keep you as cool as your dark sense of humor, even when you’re dead serious about that PR attempt. Perfect for summer workouts or powerlifting meets where you want to send a message (and maybe scare off any would-be spotters), this tank top is a bold and comfortable way to express your all-or-nothing mindset. Just maybe give your gym buddies a heads-up that it’s just a joke… kind of.

• 100% combed and ringspun cotton
• Tri-blends are 50% polyester/25% combed/25% ringspun cotton/rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), triblends: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)
• 30 singles thread weight
• Side-seamed
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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