If I Can't Lift This Weight I'm Going to Kill Myself Tank Top

The "If I Can't Lift This Weight I'm Going to Kill Myself" tank top from Meathead's Lifting Apparel is the ultimate way to flex your dedication to heavy lifting with a touch of dark gym humor. Designed for those who live to smash PRs and embrace the grind, this tank top combines bold attitude with unmatched comfort. Whether you're crushing reps or laughing through the struggle, this tank is made for meatheads who train hard and keep it real. Perfect for the gym or your next lifting session, it’s a must-have for anyone who takes their workouts seriously—but not too seriously.

• 100% combed and ringspun cotton
• Tri-blends are 50% polyester/25% combed/25% ringspun cotton/rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), triblends: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)
• 30 singles thread weight
• Side-seamed
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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