I Wish I Had Serotonin Instead of These Huge Biceps Tank Top

"I Wish I Had Serotonin Instead of These Huge Biceps" Gym Tank Top Who needs happiness when you have hypertrophy? This funny gym tank is for the lifters who trade serotonin for size and reps for relief. Made for meatheads who embrace the struggle with a barbell in hand, this tank keeps you cool while you chase the pump. Perfect for gym sessions, lounging, or flexing through the existential dread—because if you can’t be happy, you might as well be huge.

• 100% combed and ringspun cotton
• Tri-blends are 50% polyester/25% combed/25% ringspun cotton/rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), triblends: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)
• 30 singles thread weight
• Side-seamed
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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