I Wish I Had Serotonin Instead of These Huge Biceps T-Shirt

For the buff gym-goer who knows muscles don’t solve everything, the I Wish I Had Serotonin Instead of These Huge Biceps T-Shirt is dark humor in a dumbbell. This tee humorously laments that all the curls in the world haven’t cured your existential dread – but hey, at least you got swole, right? It’s a gym meme shirt that will get empathetic laughs from anyone who’s ever traded mental health for leg day (or so the joke goes). Beyond the edgy joke, it’s actually a super comfortable shirt: soft, lightweight fabric with a true-to-size athletic fit that flatters those massive arms you apparently got “instead” of feelings. Wear it during a heavy lift session for a little tongue-in-cheek therapy, or anytime you want to remind folks that even when you’re dead inside, you’re still hitting your sets. Gains over gloom, bro – at least we can smile through the pain (and the pump).

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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