Hit Maxes, Evade Taxes Tank Top

Unleash your inner meathead with the "Hit Maxes, Evade Taxes" Tank Top—a bold blend of heavy lifts and questionable life choices. Perfect for gym rats who prioritize gains over paperwork, this tank is all about flexing your strength and your sense of humor. With its comfortable fit and gym-ready durability, it’s designed for maxing out your lifts while staying under the radar. Whether you’re crushing squats or dodging audits, this tee says it all.

• 100% combed and ringspun cotton
• Tri-blends are 50% polyester/25% combed/25% ringspun cotton/rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), triblends: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)
• 30 singles thread weight
• Side-seamed
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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