Certified Dad Calves T-Shirt

The Certified Dad Calves T-Shirt is for the real genetic elites — the dads out here rocking boulder calves without ever stepping foot in a gym. Somehow built different, these are the guys who haven't done a single calf raise since '98, but their lower legs look like they deadlift mountains. This funny gym shirt is a tribute to the untrained freaks of nature walking around in New Balances with tree trunks for ankles. Made from soft, lightweight cotton with a true-to-size, upper-body-hugging fit — it’s perfect for lifters who grind for calves they’ll never have, or dads who were just born this way.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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