No, But I Have Muscles Flag

Answer life’s important questions without saying a word by hanging up the No, But I Have Muscles Flag. This 3x5 foot flag delivers a punchline that any meathead can relate to: maybe you don’t have XYZ (money, a girlfriend, a will to do cardio… fill in the blank), but you have muscles, and that’s what counts! It’s bold, irreverent, and guaranteed to get a laugh out of anyone who steps into your domain. The design is straightforward and in-your-face, with big, easy-to-read lettering – possibly accompanied by a flexing bicep graphic – on a solid background for maximum contrast. Made from high-quality polyester, this flag is built to last longer than your most intense bulking phase. It’s got metal grommets for quick mounting on your gym wall, bedroom, garage, or wherever you want to broadcast your priorities. Hang this flag, and you instantly add a ton of personality to the space (approximately the same amount as a stack of 45s). It’s more than decor; it’s a lifestyle slogan. So next time someone asks, “Do you have…?” just point to the flag and give ’em a cheeky grin. Priorities, man. You may not have it all, but you have muscles, and that’s a pretty good start.

• 100% polyester
• Knitted fabric
• Fabric weight: 4.42 oz/yd² (150 g/m²)
• Print on one side
• Blank reverse side
• 2 iron grommets
• Blank product components sourced from China and Israel

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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