Christmas List Tank Top

Turn holiday chaos into holiday gains with the Christmas List Tank Top from Meathead’s Lifting Apparel. This funny gym Christmas tank is built for the lifters who don’t care about presents—only bigger calves, more protein, ground beef by the pound, and maybe a muscle mommy under the tree. Featuring the iconic “Dear Santa” wishlist, this tank delivers pure meathead energy with every rep.

Perfect for lifters who train year-round, even in December, this Christmas workout tank keeps you cool through heavy sets while delivering elite gym-bro humor. The soft, breathable fabric makes it perfect for push day, ugly sweater parties (but way better), or gifting to your favorite gym bro or muscle mommy. If you're hunting for a funny Christmas lifting tank that stands out on Google and in the gym, this one hits harder than a December PR.

• 100% combed and ringspun cotton
• Tri-blends are 50% polyester/25% combed/25% ringspun cotton/rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), triblends: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)
• 30 singles thread weight
• Side-seamed
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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