Certified Dad Calves Tank Top

The Certified Dad Calves Tank Top is for the chosen few — the men blessed with freakishly massive calves without ever logging a single gym session. It’s a genetic flex, not a training split. This funny gym tank celebrates the dads whose lower legs are bigger than most people’s egos, built from nothing but decades of walking around like it’s leg day. With wide armholes, breathable fabric, and a true-to-size athletic fit, this tank is made to show off your upper body while everyone else tries to figure out your calf routine (there isn’t one). Respect the genetics.

• 100% combed and ringspun cotton
• Tri-blends are 50% polyester/25% combed/25% ringspun cotton/rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), triblends: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)
• 30 singles thread weight
• Side-seamed
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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