Baptized in White Monster Flag

For the lifter whose pre-workout ritual starts with a cracked can of holy energy, the Baptized in White Monster Flag is your official banner of faith. This 3x5 gym flag lets everyone know you don’t sip — you get spiritually jolted by 300mg of zero-cal, divine intervention. Featuring a bold, meme-worthy design inspired by gym culture’s most sacred beverage, it’s perfect for hanging in your home gym, dorm, or wherever caffeine-fueled gains are made. Printed on durable, lightweight polyester with reinforced grommets, it’s easy to hang and even easier to worship. Enter the Church of the Can — and lift like you’ve seen the light.

• 100% polyester
• Knitted fabric
• Fabric weight: 4.42 oz/yd² (150 g/m²)
• Print on one side
• Blank reverse side
• 2 iron grommets
• Blank product components sourced from China and Israel

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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