Definitely Not on Steroids Tank Top

You’ve heard the whispers. You’ve seen the side-eyes. Now, clear up any misunderstandings with the Definitely Not on Steroids tank. Whether you’re natty or not, this gym tank is guaranteed to get laughs and double-takes.

Designed for lifters who embrace the grind, deal with the haters, and love a little gym banter. Made from ultra-soft, breathable fabric that keeps you cool through brutal workouts—because we all know hard work beats shortcuts… right?

Throw it on, flex with confidence, and let the tank do the talking.


• 100% combed and ringspun cotton
• Tri-blends are 50% polyester/25% combed/25% ringspun cotton/rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), triblends: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)
• 30 singles thread weight
• Side-seamed
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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